absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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