can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
