two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
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I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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