if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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