so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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