He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Boobs are out for the taking
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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