Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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