Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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