You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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