Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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