i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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