So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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