so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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