I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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