ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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