The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
no more duck duck goose at the bar
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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