Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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