now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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