and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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