Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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