Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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