She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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