weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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