He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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