i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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