yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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