Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
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Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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