i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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