none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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