Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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