literally had 100 drinks last night.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
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Are my feet made of real feet?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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