So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
