i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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