3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I pour the whiskey from now on
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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