Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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