Me too!
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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