I wish i was in the wii world.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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