Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
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What changed your mind?
Being sober
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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