It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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