I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You can make out without kissing
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