just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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