i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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