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Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
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ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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