Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops