Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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