I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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