Can i not drive my cunt home
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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