i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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