I think im going to throw up on grandma
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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