did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Randomize