my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
