I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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