I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
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What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
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My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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