you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Randomize
