I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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