My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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