Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
im about as happy as oj after his trial
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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